Sam Simmons in Man with a Fork in a World Full of Soup.

 

Come with me on an umami odyssey through the culinary art of self-distraction.

 

As I shall be simultaneously serving you sausages and also serving your solar plexus with laughter pies.

 

I bring you condiments and compliments. Let's just hope It doesn't land butter side down.

 

I don't think I need to put press quotes here, you either love me or loathe me just like Promite. (which I love)

Suitability Rated: M

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